Retribution

I read this the other day and thought it was so good I had to share it, this is basically an e-mail from a Wife to her Husband:

To my darling husband, before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. I am enclosing a picture for you.

Your loving wife.

XXX 

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P.S. Your girlfriend called 

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~ by silverbacks on March 8, 2007.

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